it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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