It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
