the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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