I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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