What a fucking waste of an outfit
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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