Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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