I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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