Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Drunk is a universal language darling
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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