Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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