1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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