His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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