S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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