last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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