Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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