Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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