No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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