I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Your penis caused this!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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