is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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