if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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