i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We need to get me chipped asap
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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