I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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