i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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