elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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