You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
