Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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