I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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