well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
My life is pants optional.
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