awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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