so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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