Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
