You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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