Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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