I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You were trust falling into bushes
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
