i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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