Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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