Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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