i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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