yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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