Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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