Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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