I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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