I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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