Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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