i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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