physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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