I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
