she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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