More tranny stories later!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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