This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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