Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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